Today I was walking home from the store in my village with 10 eggs. I always break at least one egg on the half mile walk back. Let’s be honest, I break and spill everything. But today I was extra determined. I made it to the house, unlocked the door, wandered through the dark and set the eggs down on the shelf.
30 seconds later I turned, bumped the table and broke 3. Darn it. A day in the life of Dan.